Any woman who is compelled to style herself as "Lady" something or
another....isn't. As we all know from past experience. Your sister is
hiding out in Mexico. Think about it.



"Captain Lon" wrote in message
news:lzt8e.45173$9i7.8300@trnddc04...
The difference between the young, cool, good looking Katysails, and the
old,
worn out Lady Pilot.

Katy: KEG
LP: EKG

Katy: Acid Rock
LP: Acid Reflux

Katy: Thinking about moving to California because it's cool.
LP: Thinking about moving to California because it's warm

Katy: Seeds and stems.
LP: Roughage

Katy: Hoping for a BMW
LP: Hoping for a BM

Katy: The Rolling Stones
LP: Kidney stones

Katy: The Grateful Dead
LP: Dr. Kevorkian

Katy: Going to a new, hip joint
LP: Receiving a new hip joint

--
Captain Lon

"Rock stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson