On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 01:32:37 GMT, "John Cairns"
wrote this crap:


"That said, I'll share a funny story about him with you... Years ago when
I didn't have enough sense to stay off alt.sailing.whatever, Neal posted
in a thread about a storm something to the effect that "there I was,
stark naked, clinging to the mast while the winds and seas howled around
me"...the first reply was, "and then someone called the marina manager."


More like, "Stark naked, clinging to a brass pole, while customers
howled around me at the gay club."





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