"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 17:22:07 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 14 Apr 2005 15:20:23 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 22:03:19 GMT, Don White
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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
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Although I must say, based on my experience with the Canadians, they
certainly are a...

Well, let's just leave that experience alone.

Say what?

It's a long story and really not worth repeating - it was resolved in
a satisfactory manner by the USCG and Canadian Navy or whoever it was
that was involved. I just felt that the Canadians, in the face of the
visual and verbal reports of the incident in question, could have been
a bit more understanding rather than acting like I was trying to sneak
into Canada.

So in other words, you were trying to sneak into Canada.

Yes - I wanted to protest the hockey lockout and where better to do
that than in the Land of the Puck. :)

Or is that the Land of the Loon?

Hang on. You don't get off that easy. I'm trying to sell 3 truckloads of
Cheer Ultra Liquid detergent, regular scent and two of the stupid scents
that women seem to love (lavender pussy meadow fresh breeze and such).
$26.75 per case. Four 150 ounce jugs per case. 720 cases per truck, 36 per
pallet. $19,260.00 plus $1500.00 freight to Connecticut. Net 10 days. Go
check in your basement, see how you're set for detergent, and let me know
ASAP. No partial trucks - gotta take the whole thing. Delivers in about 2
weeks.

Wow - that's a hell of a deal, but the problem is that I don't take
showers and I don't wash my clothes. Hell, I'm wearing the same
underwear I wore in Vietnam - it stands up by itself and can even walk
around on it's own power.

I figure if God wanted us to be clean, he wouldn't have invented dirt
or BO for that matter.

Later,

Tom

OK....well, if you know anyone who might be interested, please let me know,
Tom. I have one truckload left, although a large supermarket chain will
probably take it by mid-day today.