"John H" wrote in message
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On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 23:58:27 GMT, "Clams Canino"
wrote:

Nine eggs is a bit small of a clutch for a mallard.

-W

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Duck lays eggs under tight U.S. security


WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Security is tight in front of the White House for
a new resident -- a Mallard hen sitting on nine eggs she laid at the
foot of a sapling over the weekend.


I heard Bush likes duck's eggs.

--
John H

Rumor has it that the ducks have lived on the WH grounds for years but
refused to have sex while Clinton was in office...thus no eggs.

According to a recent Dan Blather CBS documentary on Sex in the White House,
including an interview with Daffy Duck, the mallard drake feared Clinton
would go after his mate if he (Bill Clinton) found out which duck was the
female. In an interview with the drake it stated" Cartoons are not real
but Bill Clinton was defintely after my lady".

According to first hand reports from Roger Rabbit and Bugs Bunny, both of
whom were *regulars* and on the WH guest list during the Clinton years,
especially during the annual Easter Egg Rolls, the story reported by Daffy
is true.

To confuse things even more NewsMax recently reported that Michael Jackson
has been named in legal documents as the father of the mallard duck eggs and
will be called to testify in a paternal suit now on the docket. The drake
said "quack quack" when asked about the law suit, inferring that Jackson was
indeed guilty.

In response to the story (an exclusive) Jackson claims the accusations are
quackery. He went on to say that Jackson may have had sex with juvenile
geese on his NeverLands ranch but never grown ducks, especially mallards.

CNN has reported that the NewsMax story is not true and is nothing more than
an attempt by the mallard drake to extort money from M Jackson.

Jesse Jackson supports CNN's claim and says it is the result of a group of
extremist white swans trying to slander the colorful drake.

BREAKING NEWS...................BREAKING NEWS...............FoxNews reports
that the drake reportedly has a harem of chicks (not ducks) who are in need
of constant attention and money and are trying to extort money from the
drake by reporting his mate layed eggs. The drake is reportedly aging in
years and desperately trying to maintain his status as a Sugar Daddy, but
his duck sperm has grown weak.

Jane Fonda has publically supported the chicks while Jessie Jackson
continues to claim that the colorful Sugar Daddy drake was being used and
abused by the white swans for no other use than to advance their racist
political agenda (SWANS or Snow White Anarchists Needing Sex).

Don't believe it? Go to:

http://www.warnerbrothers.com/DaffyD...oHaveSexWithMe

Hey, I read it on the internet....it has to be true.

Eh?