2Rowdy ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

I once had the misfortune to drive a borrowed citroen.
I think it was a BX or summat.
anyway it had nasty hydraulic suspension which made it feel more
like driving a boat.

The hydraulics have improved since.

They most certainly have not. They've been cheapened drastically.

I once owned a BX diesel and cos of it's weight it drove perfectly.
When it was in repair I borrowed a BX light, the comparison with a
boat makes sense.

Sounds like two very shagged out BXs...