I'm glad it was not lost on you. Most of my hidden humor is lost on the
knuckleheads in this NG.

Lonny B

"Rock Stars! Is there anything they don't know?" Homer Simpson


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
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Lonny B wrote:
LP,

You are no sailor. And, thanks to you, this is no sailing newsgroup.

To be more accurate:
In fairness, this has really never been a sailing newsgroup. It is sort
of like the bar where sailors get rowdy after a race, get a little drunk,
chase after the two whores that are hanging around, and get into
fisticuffs over 'important' things like politics or religion. Now, it is
becoming not even that, thanks to you, your behaviour, and what you are
bringing to this newsgroup.

As far as your sailing abilities, well, we know you went sailing with the
great Capt. Neal. And we know the good captain's views on a woman's
place on a well run vessel. Therefore, you might of thought you were
'sailing' with him, but actually you were doing the cooking, cleaning,
waxing the sole, bailing the bilges, and other women's work on board.
You, old lady, are no sailor. Your value on a vessel is limited to your
enjoying doing the below jobs for the men on board.

Lonny B

One too many 'e's in that last sentence.
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