The phone rang while ah was doing the ironing, resulting in the 3rd degree
burn to the ear, visible for all in
alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united.scum-haters to guffaw over.

Aw, Gawd--MIBTY penis humo(u)r.

And??? What is wrong with that? Men have done it since caveman days!

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Thank you kindly

POD {Ò¿Ó}
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Oh people, know that you have committed great sins.
If you ask me what proof I have for these words,
I say it is because I am the punishment of God.
If you had not committed great sins,
God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.
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