Heres a pic of me fishing.

Nevermind that 40 lb gut, how ugly I am, and how bald I am, check out
that fish!

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/hakrau...&.dnm=bbbb.jpg

And this is my wife. Yeah, I know shes huge, but so what, its proof I
have fished, and own a boat.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/hakrau...&.dnm=152c.jpg