You can always call the Citizen's Auxiliary police to keep the rabble out of
Western Estates. Come to our next meeting, the first Wednesday of every
month at Ted's Steak House over in Beverly Hills and every third Wednesday
at the "Oh Be Joyful" Church led by Pastor Rennick. If he's not there then
Mavis Leonard will let you in.
Jay Santos
"Bobbi Dooley" wrote in message
...
OH MY GAWD! Who, besides Lloyd, who's senile most of the time, would
believe YOU have anything to do with Western Estates?
For one thing, you' re too old and harsh-looking to be admitted here. For
another, my husband Frank would veto any vote to allow you
in.
We don't want you living here with your rebel-rousing columns and racist
ideas.
Give the old loser a break, Margaret, and don't humor him along like that.
He's Bonafide alright - bonafide borderline lol The old
fart
is dangerous. He's daft and he's looney. Did you hear he punched a woman
the other day and then bragged about doing it to defend the
honor if the country? No excuse.
What's that, Frank? My butt? C'mon, don't bother me when I'm getting
something straight on the newsgroup. Yes, I know you love the
looks
of my ass since I got the imlplants, but give it a rest for now. Later,
honey, later. (The man loves my body, what can I say? He
he.)
What was I saying, now? Oh yes! Stop impersonating me, Margaret! You're
not young and fit and tight like me. You're an old bat who
writes
liberal columns for newspapers. I'm a mover and a shaker here at the Assn.
I doubt the smallest of my four bathrooms would even fit
in your
living room. Western Estates has no openings for your type, Margaret - no
offense. We have age restrictions, ya know. Western
Estates is a
young, vibrant place and you, like your name, are old and gray. We already
had one old lady die when I turned off her A/C last
summer so
the noise of it wouldn't bother Frank when we're having sex. I'd be afraid
you'd be next.
Cheers,
Bobbi Dooley - President of the Western Estates Homeowner's Assn.
P.S. Nobody but me is allowed to hang their underwear out to dry at
Western Estates.
P.P.S. No RV's allowed in W.E. - too unsightly.
P.P.P.S. Run along now. . .
P.P.P.P.S. Yes, Frank, I'm ready for you, now. Come and get it Big
Boy!!!!!
"Margaret Gray" wrote in message
...
Lloyd,
You keep driving your motorhome as a worthy Korean war veteran should.
In other words, don't take any flack from all those unexceptional people
driving little cars and little SUV's. People like them who cannot
afford
homes with at least 4,700 square feet of floor space don't even deserve
to be licensed to drive. Who are they, anyhow, to impede the progress
of a war veteran who has places to go and things to do? The country
owes you a great debt of honor.
I was wondering, Lloyd, when are you going to be in the Western Estates
area so we can get together for a duet again. Summertaculer is coming
up fast.
Remember, Lloyd, honk real loud before you run somebody off the road.
The 'little people' deserve that much at least.
Love,
Margaret Gray
"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
.net...
I'm a Korean War veteran (Navy) and let me tell you that Marsh Harbor
has
almost as much mud as Inchon Harbor. I don't know what it is with these
people's disrespect for decorated war veterans such as ourselves.
LLoyd
"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
...
Looks like you were wrong, my friend, about no mud in the Bahamas.
Read the replies to my query about mud in Marsh Harbour.
http://coconuttelegraph.net/forums/s...ead.php?t=1506
CN