The Queens English...She has her own version?

Damn I've been studying Monty Python and Benny Hill for years now. I
was just about confident enough to book my ticket on the telley for a
jaunt across the pond for a chance to wander down Abby Road to
Picadilly square. Was gonna make one of the guys with the fuzzy tall
black hat flinch. Feed the crows at london tower.. a jolly ol time i
had plan i did indeed. Now you went a fussed it all up you did.

Joe