"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote

I take it you haven't taken up Max on his recommendation of an
American beer
called Samuel Adams? I asked for it at our local liquor store ...
the clerk
laughed at me!!

Why, did you have that swizzle stick up your nose again?

No he started laughing as soon as I said "American Beer"....

Why, did you sttttttttttutter?

No.. but I might have slurred a bit... Doesh ya got ny merican beersh like
shamual adumsh ....
He looked at me.. said "Ya mean Samuel Adams... Ha Ha Ha ha Ha ha ha ..
Seriously? Heh Frank this guy is asking if we stock Samuel Adams..." to
which Frank replied with a laugh... " Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha.... get
serious, that's an American Beer, who'd want to drink that stuff?"

It was embarrassing..... I'm traumatized....

CM