Sheep are cute...as long as you're looking at them from head on...

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell
out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

You've met my wife????


No, not yet.



I'm glad that she bears no resemblance to a sheep.

You like variety, eh?

I just don't find sheep very attractive.

Sometimes I imagine that you look a bit like Woody Allen.


Regards


Donal
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