You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive Neal around
the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the longest thread on
ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message
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Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
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Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
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