katysails wrote:
I worked as a campus security guard....I pinned a 16 y/o kid to a
cigarette
machine when he had his arm stuck up inside trying to get a
freebie...

Thats nothing, While onboard the USS Samuel Gompers AD-37 a friend and
I locked a nearly naked young lady in with the gedunk machines, the
ladies bearthing was just across the passage way. Seems after returning
from liberty she staggered over for a late night sugar fix. Drew quite
a crowd before they found the key to let her out. Glad she never found
out who locked the gate!

Joe






"Scout" wrote in message
news
I worked my way through school as a bouncer and a private security
guard.
Both paid well, the drinks were free, and I managed to never get
shot.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90...
I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real
knock'em
down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in
the
Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the
Strange
Range!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I
like you.
If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and
less
exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink
finished
and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have
someone
to finish my drink with when the fighting is done.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89...
I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew!

My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a
Barfight and
need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!!

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
ups.com...
We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem
fair. There
are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL!
Scout

Capt. Mooron wrote:
You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man
Mucho-Mooron!
O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message

...
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in
ASA is at
it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass
here in
a
steel cage match!
Scout