ejaculated:

Yes, it's very sad that you lead such a lonely and desperate life that this
research would be something you would do to pass your time. very sad, indeed!

Why don't you do something more useful with your life, like make sure the thread
count on your bed linens is what the package claimed? You must, of course, check
all yardage, not just a sample area.

Or, I could take some time counting your IQ points. Nah! It takes less than a minute
to count to forty. Never mind!

CN