Black Dog wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, (Paul Eisner)
wrote:
You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is
because of the secret energy fields under the sea.
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an
umbrella help?
Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out.
It
reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids
strikes.
Later,
Tom
Aluminum foil formed into a hat has also been known to deter all
things
extraterrestial.
Stella
You left out something. The Aluminum foil hat MUST be pyramidal.