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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, (Paul Eisner)
wrote:


You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is
because of the secret energy fields under the sea.

So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an
umbrella help?



Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It
reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids
strikes.

Later,

Tom


Aluminum foil formed into a hat has also been known to deter all things
extraterrestial.

Stella