On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 13:19:44 -0500, "JimH" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On 4 Mar 2005 21:50:08 -0800, (Paul Eisner)
wrote:
You know, asteroids from outer space like to hit boats, this is
because of the secret energy fields under the sea.
So what can I do to prevent asteroid-damage on my boat? Will an
umbrella help?
Aluminum foil - wrap your boat in aluminum foil. Shiny side out. It
reflects and focuses the sun's energy and repells all asteroids
strikes.
Later,
Tom
Funny thread. Even more amusing than some of the political ones. ;-)
I keep my boat in a boatel. Even though many other boats are pelted by
asteroids, mine never gets hit.
Main Entry: 1as·ter·oid
Pronunciation: 'as-t&-"roid
Function: noun
Etymology: Greek asteroeidEs starlike, from aster-, astEr
1 : any of the small black and white, creamy extrusions from the ass of any of
numerous long-winged web-footed aquatic birds (subfamily Larinae of the family
Laridae).
John H
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