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Harry Krause
 
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Default The Bush Administration Wants Your Almanacs

Jim-- wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Jim-- wrote:

"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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Don't worry about the almanac carriers.

The most effective defense against them is obvious and rather simple.

Seal yourself up in your bathroom using visqueen and duct tape.

Now I would never suggest such a thing, but some here may ask as your

New
Years gift to them that you and Harry try a plastic garbage bag around

your
heads, sealed with duct tape, at the stroke of midnight. Again, it is

not
my suggestion to you, but some may argue that it could be a quick

solution
to stop your constant whining.


Another right-wing sock puppet.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had an original clever or witty
thought and been able to express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim: have you ever in your life had a thought and been able to
express it?

Naw, too difficult.

Tell us, Jim, have you ever in your life had a thought?

Can you prove it?


There's three or four of you neoConvicts pretty much tied for the
dumbest posters in rec.boats. The list certainly includes Wally. You're
on it. And there are one or two other FLEEGs with a place of honor.

Next time brains are on sale at your local Food Lion, Jim, go get
yourself some. The species doesn't matter in your case.




You are....too easy.


That's right, Jim. I am easy. In my younger, single days, virtually any
good looking girl could have fu*ked my brains out without objection on
my part.

"That Harry...he's an easy lay." I got asked out a lot.

Such a rep I had. Fortunately, my father explained the birds and bees to
me when I was about eight, and I was able to avoid pregnancy and STDs.

Too bad you didn't get the same lesson. Your open sores give you away.





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