The best deluxe model is $89 at
Walmart and it includes a 100A starting booster, 40A max charging and
24 hour battery reconditioner...all for $89 in any Wally World Auto
Center.

I keep reading this, but it is not true. I have been to 4 WalMart auto
centers and NONE of them carry this. Even just searched their website.
Nope.