OzOne wrote in message

Nope, I thought he was a prick because of the number of protests he
initiated, then realised that he wanted a level playing field and that
rules were in place to be used.

I started the annual "Council for Disabled Persons 1997 Abilities Cup" with
a protest!

I requested depths around the course markers and the committee were unable
to provide them. I immediately stripped one of my female crew of her red bra
and flew it off the backstay. I was rewarded by a sudden alteration of my
PHRF rating to 150!! The *******s!
Red Protest Flag deployed we started with the race. I ended up winning on
corrected time and retracted the protest. I mean how great is that!

Funny thing was that about 2 minutes after I found out I won I ended up in
an argument with another Captain regarding what he thought was a violation
of racing rules because the girls on my boat distracted the guys on his
Niagara 35 by working the foredeck topless.

CM