Capt. Mooron wrote:
Well okay... there was that one time.... I was fencing in Rimby Alberta and
we found one of the farmer's cows caught in the barbed wire. It had a large
deep cut on it's leg. The farmer asked me to get something to wrap it from
the general store. I looked around the store and couldn't find anything to
use but a box of kotex. You should of seen the look on the cashier's face
when I asked her...... ""Are these big enough to cover a gash this big??"


That's the funniest thing you've posted since the cat/bagpipe story.

DSK