As the old lady said: "Where's the beef?"

Syria.



Before they're done interrogating Saddam, he'll be telling the inquisitors that
the weapons are anywhere (and everywhere) they want them to be.

Funny how we had to capture Saddam and subject him to sleep deprivation
(admitted) and possibly other "techniques" just hoping against hope that he'll
say someting to "unlie" all the bsWMD justifications we were fed this time last
year.

Even is SH never mumbles a word, how would we know? With no weapons to be
found, Bush administration could announce that SH confessed to shipping them
all to Ft. Lauderdale.