On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:03:39 GMT, "bomar" wrote:


Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of
Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessy
Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective
spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the
peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

I was the Senior Coordinater on the search, which has been televised
on the Discovery Channel.