Now now now Jeff......

Remember you dont jump in and kill the fun right? Remember ? Huh.
Answer the holy beam question, or the Bos'n whistle questions, not the
easy book stuff. Damn your suppose to be a seasoned mariner, a man of
the 7 seas. Pull out yer best blue jacket manuel you can find.

Bonus describe as many offical other signs of distress as you can.

Joe