Scout, Scout, Scout,
I'm so sorry that you've taken this so hard...if you had only asked, several
of us here could have told you Neal was a liar ling before this and saved
you from all this angst...

"Scout" wrote in message
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Now you claim to have no affiliation with the US Postal Service? So you
are a liar!

You've claimed teachers do not pay into the social security system and you
were WRONG.

You've claimed tenure means one cannot be fired and you were WRONG.

You've claimed that "for every fifteen feet below the surface you get one
more atmosphere of pressure" and you were WRONG.

You've claimed to understand the feelings of Mark Twain regarding living
on the water and you were WRONG.

You claim to know all about women and you are consistently WRONG.

You claim to be a sailor; you are a pedantic sailor, nothing more. A
sailor inherently understands tact, you are clueless here.

And if all that isn't enough, you're ugly too! You look like the old guy
in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Clean up your act Captain Curmudgeon!

Unlike you I don't make claims to be intelligent and I don't call others
stupid. I, however, am not stupid enough to believe that Bush is good for
this country. And you think you're smarter than Jon?

Scout


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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As stupid as Gaynz is, he has come closest to guessing my occupation
prior
to my retirement. It wasn't a postman to be sure. You are stupider than
Gaynz and that's hard to do . . .

CN


"Scout" wrote in message
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Interesting Max.
I wonder how it could be that a man as smart as Neal seems to be, does
not know that as a U.S. Postal worker, he is entitled to the often
misunderstood privileges of tenure. In fact, he has criticized me for
enjoying the same benefits that he has! It leads one to consider the
possibility that he is not a U.S.Postal worker at all!
Scout