LOL! At least he was smart enough to use a SS screw! g

--Mike

"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:58:34 GMT, "mgg" wrote:

Uh, where do you plan to "drill a hole"?

I wuz kinda wondern' that myself....

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True story follows: A friend of mine in Connecticut had a college kid
maintaining his 40 foot sailboat one summer. Friend gets a call one
afternoon from the kid explaining why there is now a bolt in the
shower sump. It seems the sump had not been fully draining, so our
maintenance hero decided to drill an additional drain hole - right
through the bottom of the boat as it turned out. Not quite knowing
what to do with the resulting artesian well, he tapped the hole for a
stainless machine screw, put some bedding compound on it, and called
my friend for further instruction.