KMAN wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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KMAN wrote:
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BCITORGB wrote:
But Wolfgang, that applies to most of the nations in North
Europe....
WOW! Eureka! I think you've got it!

LOL. Thanks for the humor.

frtzw906

I just got back into town, from a weekend of waiting in lift
lines
(Actually not to bad for holiday weekend.)

Now catching up on the news here, I think I am going to die
waiting
in
line, for rick and KMAN to figure out what line we are waiting
in.
So
where do I get this refreshing elixir of life at? TnT

Go to Newfoundland. It is called "screech." However, if you drink
the

screech in a remote area of Newfoundland and get sick as a result
and
would
like a very specific type of scan but you are not in an emergency
situation
you may have to wait to get the scan.

Interestingly enough, it was named "screech" because an American
was
unable
to handle it, and he "screeched" so loud that people came running
from all
around to see what had happened.

The question is do you have to wait in line to get it?

On the day prior to a holiday weekend, most definitely.

Or maybe I
should ask, how many people have died waiting in line to get it?

Some. But it would be hard to prove it was the lack of screech that
killed
them.

And
then the next question, is, does the Canadian government pay for
his
funeral, maybe from tourism dollars?

No. Contrary to popular world opinion, the Canadian government can be
quite
stingy, and continues to be one of the few countries that has a
budgetary
surplus.

You wouldn't want to many dead
people standing in line, it makes it difficult to move ahead a
step!
TnT

Having never been to a Republican convention, I really don't know.

Having never been to an RNC either, I don't know either!

It is a shame that the Canadian authorities are so stingy with a
product in such high demand, to make you wait in line, and that just
before a holiday. I would suggest that to increase supply and
distribution, that they contract with Halliburton to build a pipeline
to the Canadian-US border. I am sure that the good folks at Halliburton
would be willing to provide a kickback to any and all interested
parties. If done in time I am sure you could favorably impress and
influence the next RNC, especially if a line is piped directly in to
RNC. TnT