If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have handling
women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now, however,
your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing so
he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the
weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a
more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings
well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where
talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means
of rationalizing defeat on the high seas.

Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot face the
manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about controlling the
opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge. Some merit badge when
all it takes to control any uppity female is to make her walk the plank at the point
of a sword. Mere child's play.

CN

"Capt. Mooron" spewed thusly:

Here are some remedial steps to take:

1- Maintain an air of dominance... females adore strenght despite their
protests
2- Never look a woman in the eyes... always stare directly at her breasts or
ass.
3- Keep vocal communications to basics.... food, drink or sex requests
only!
3- Handle females firmly but gently.... the must never assume anything is
their idea.

These guidelines will assist you in becoming the 'Cock of the Dock" in short
order and the ladies will feel much happier knowing their place. Good Luck!

CM