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There is a reason you hide up there in the North....you'd be dead anywhere
else.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:CdFSd.24640$NN.13165@edtnps89...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
Roni won't actually drink much. She is, OTOH, the dock diplomat, either
brandishing a rapier tongue at those deserving of her scorn, or soothing
the ruffled feathers of those she likes. I could tell you so many
stories of that same evening. . . .


Max... you are in dire straights. You have allowed the women on your dock
to not only appear to have opinions... but [gasp] to actually voice an
opinion!!???

Here are some remedial steps to take:

1- Maintain an air of dominance... females adore strenght despite their
protests
2- Never look a woman in the eyes... always stare directly at her breasts
or ass.
3- Keep vocal communications to basics.... food, drink or sex requests
only!
3- Handle females firmly but gently.... the must never assume anything is
their idea.

These guidelines will assist you in becoming the 'Cock of the Dock" in
short order and the ladies will feel much happier knowing their place.
Good Luck!

CM