Do you realize how stupid it sounds when a woman talks about beer?

No? Well then, just imagine how stupid it would sound if men talked
as if they were experts on tampons.

Please stick to subjects you know . . . I know, I know! It would mean
you had to shut your yap completely for once but do give us all a break.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
But then they might assume that you were the other guy and he might have
been wanted for heinous crimes that would have sent him to the pen for a
kajillion years and then you would have been stuck there with only brew you
could distill in the laundry....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:tvIRd.176$9a3.45@edtnps91...

Katysails" wrote in message
...
So you were resurrected? Did you see the white light at the end of the
tunnel or did you see the red flames in a pit?

Neither...... she called me into the office and I had to prove that the
cadaver they had wasn't me. I never found out who it was. I have no idea
why they had me identified as dead. Had she not personally known me it
would have gone through the channels and I would now be legally dead! I
begged them to just leave the paperwork as is..... but they would have
none of it. I have a photo of the document..... that alone is Wicked
Cool!!

CM



"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:78IRd.171$9a3.168@edtnps91...
I've seen my own death certificate...... it was dated Nov. 10th, 1997
... time of death at 2330hrs. If only one of my best friends hadn't been
the deputy chief coroner at the time I'd not be paying taxes any
longer!! Damn It All!!!!!
--

Capt. Mooron
- Overproof -
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste

"JG" wrote in message
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Hate to tell you ... but we all get one eventually.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:07:07 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually
did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.


And you got what? a death certificate?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!