"JG" wrote in message

Bwaahahahahaha.... Maxipad is about to pop a cork. He never actually did
have the flu, but he's got his made up diploma from Whatsamatter U.

Whatsamatta U. is, and has been, Western Michigan University at Kalamazoo.
And no, I never attended there. I attended the University of Wyoming, Ball
State University (Bachelor of Science in Business) and Indiana University
(Doctor of Optometry).

What are your credentials, Jon?

Max