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Are you in a union? If not, why not? They need members of your caliber.



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Marshall Banana wrote:
My position at work requires that I be a union

member,
which
does
not
please a


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much.
Our
union
rep was waking around today after a meeting
handing out some little tchotchkes, including a
ballpoint
pen
with
the
union logo on it. Like everything else the union
buys,
it
is
union
made
and proudly emblazoned with the logo of the union

who
produced
it.
As I
was taking some notes, I noted that the pen would
write
a
few
inches
then
stop, write a few more inches, then stop again. I
don't
think
our
union
rep was too happy when I commented, "This pen is

just
like
the
average
union worker. It only works half the time."

You should quit your job immediately if you don't

like
unions.
You
could go work somewhere else for less money than you
are
worth.


Only union jobs pay folks a decent wage?

Where did I say that? Learn to read, please.

I guess somewhere close to 90% of
workers in the US are underpaid then.

Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people

underpaid.
Ask
them.

OK, I will. Could you give me their names and a



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please?
I will
tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them

if
they
are
underpaid.

You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you can tell

them
anything
you want!


So now you are saying that *union* workers are underpaid? I
see.
No
wonder
unions are dying.

JJJJJEEEEEZZZZZ, I've seen some ignorant responses here
before...but I
believe yours takes the cake!!!!!!! Come on, think before you
answer.....


Read this very slowly Bassy....very slowly....perhaps even

have
Harry read
it to you:

1. You said: Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many

people
underpaid. Ask
them.


2. I then said: OK, I will. Could you give me their names

and
phone
numbers please?
I will tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them

if
they are
underpaid.


3. You then said: You don't know any union workers? Oh, and
you
can
tell them
anything you want!


4. And finally I said: So now you are saying that *union*
workers are
underpaid? I see. No wonder unions are dying.


Got it or should I have typed even slower for you?

Basskisser,
Why do you think union workers are underpaid? I really

am
beginning
to
think you suffer from FAS.

Perhaps it's YOU that suffers from FAS, please show where

I
said
that
union workers are, or aren't for that matter, underpaid.


So you must think they are overpaid. I agree.

JJJEEEEZZZ......can you even read??? Look above, Jim, I said,
"are,
or
aren't for that matter, underpaid". Now read it
slow.....again....and
again....until you get it. I NEVER said they are "overpaid".


So they are underpaid?

Boy, in your world, ignorance is bliss, huh? Why in the world

would
you
think that EVERY union worker must be either overpaid, or
underpaid?
Some are overpaid, some are overpaid,

So you now say they are overpaid? Will you a
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wow, you really DON'T get it, do you? I'm sorry, I figured I was
talking to someone with at least some intelligence. I had you

pegged
wrong. You don't.


So are you now saying they are underpaid? Will you please make up

your
mind.


Uh, Jim, you're showing your ignorance. Quit while you are ahead.
Apparently you can't comprehend anything, I've told you, over and over
in this thread. You see something, and instantly, and ignorantly post a
response without thinking about what was said. To recap. Did I say all
union workers are underpaid? No, but you somehow thought I did, please
show me where I said that. Did I say that all union workers were
overpaid? No, but you somehow thought I did, please show me where I
said that. Did I say all non-union workers were underpaid? No, but you
somehow thought I did, please show me where I said that. Did I say that
all non-union workers were overpaid? No, but you somehow thought I did,
please show me where I said that.