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"basskisser" wrote in message
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Marshall Banana wrote:
My position at work requires that I be a union member, which
does
not
please a

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Our
union
rep was waking around today after a meeting
handing out some little tchotchkes, including a ballpoint

pen
with
the
union logo on it. Like everything else the union buys, it

is
union
made
and proudly emblazoned with the logo of the union who

produced
it.
As I
was taking some notes, I noted that the pen would write a

few
inches
then
stop, write a few more inches, then stop again. I don't

think
our
union
rep was too happy when I commented, "This pen is just like

the
average
union worker. It only works half the time."

You should quit your job immediately if you don't like

unions.
You
could go work somewhere else for less money than you are

worth.


Only union jobs pay folks a decent wage?

Where did I say that? Learn to read, please.

I guess somewhere close to 90% of
workers in the US are underpaid then.

Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people underpaid. Ask
them.

OK, I will. Could you give me their names and a

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I will
tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if they

are
underpaid.

You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you can tell them

anything
you want!


So now you are saying that *union* workers are underpaid? I see. No

wonder
unions are dying.


JJJJJEEEEEZZZZZ, I've seen some ignorant responses here before...but I
believe yours takes the cake!!!!!!! Come on, think before you
answer.....


Read this very slowly Bassy....very slowly....perhaps even have Harry read
it to you:

1. You said: Hmm, I DO know that there are many, many people underpaid.
Ask
them.


2. I then said: OK, I will. Could you give me their names and phone
numbers please?
I will tell them that Kevin Noble told me to call and ask them if they are
underpaid.


3. You then said: You don't know any union workers? Oh, and you can tell
them
anything you want!


4. And finally I said: So now you are saying that *union* workers are
underpaid? I see. No wonder unions are dying.


Got it or should I have typed even slower for you?

You really are the King. Long live the King.