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Hurtwit wondered.

I wonder how he used the money he received from both for that review?


A new car perhaps? Or maybe a brand new electronics setup for his tug.



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A new car? Ha! Chicken feed.

With the vast sum of money I recieved, I paid cash for the homes on
both sides of yours in A... *... Ohio! Howdy, neighbor.

(I didn't know mobile homes were subject to sales tax in OH, so the
total came to about eleven bucks more than I thought it might. How do
they justify that much for a single wide these days?).

I didn't have enough left over to start my full-ride scholarship fund
for terminal aids patients, muslim clerics, and cross dressing anti-war
activists in your community. This creates a rather serious
inconvenience, as I had already invited about two dozen such
individuals to relocate there. I guess I'll have no choice except to
lodge them, rent free, on either side of your abode until I collect
another royalty check and can then afford to put them all through your
local university. Remember to "love thy new neighbors," but don't get
too lovey with the terminal aids patients- that could have some
negative consequences. :-)