Wannabe deckhand Nil wrote:
If you were any kind of sailor, Booby, you would know
I cannot do what little dyke Ellen did ...

Finally, a statement of truth and fact!

She didn't break any law, Nil. She was not involved in any accident or
incident so therefore she is assumed to have complied with all
regulations. It is only lubbers like you who need to find some reason to
denigrate her success to justify your own failings.

You really need to spend some time at sea and get a feel for all the
stuff you read about on the net.

Rick