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JAXAshby
 
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neal, what is your obsession with that cretin with a rep for draining mulitple
checking accounts at the same time?

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Date: 2/6/2005 2:56 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
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Capt. Neal: "Haven't we met before?"
Lady Pilot: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Capt. Neal: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Capt. Neal: "Is this seat empty?"
Lady Pilot: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Capt. Neal: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Lady Pilot: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Capt. Neal: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Lady Pilot: "Do not Enter"

Capt. Neal: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Lady Pilot: "Unfertilized!"

Capt. Neal: "I know how to please a Lady Pilot."
Lady Pilot: "Then please leave me alone."

Capt. Neal: "I want to give myself to you."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Capt. Neal: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Lady Pilot: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Capt. Neal: "Your body is like a temple."
Lady Pilot: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Capt. Neal: "I'd go through anything for you."
Lady Pilot: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Capt. Neal: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Lady Pilot: "Yes, but would you stay there?