This from a gender that can't remember that socks aren't supposed to live
under the bed with the dustbinnies? right....
"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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OH YEAH!
What you women need to remember are only a few things because
that's all you're CAPABLE of remembering.
Men can open all their own jars.
Men can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Men can kill their own food.
Men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Everything on a msn's face stays its original color.
Men can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Men can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Men know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Men don't have to shave below their neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
CN
"katysails" wrote in message
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You didn't need to waste all that time and energy. These are the ONLY
things you need to remember:
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_164.htm