"katysails" wrote in message
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I'm already fortified against the wild blandishments of aged gentlemen
(you forget I work in a senior citizen complex), I don't eat pasties
(ugh....wheat flour)...a nice sirloin tossed to the dog, the goose and
dick out with the .22....and then I lay siege...you gotta come out
sometime....by that time, I will have dyed all the snow pink, tied doilies
on your truck and painted daisies on the cab, and sprayed enough Magie
Noire around that no dog will ever approach your house again...

Hah!.... I'll release the ferrets! You'll nay git chance ta fool wit me
truck nor nutin' else wit da ferrets up your knickers!
The dawg don't except food from strangers.... and it gets sirloin for
dinner.... if it bites someone.
You may as well save yourself the trouble and merely shackle and collar
yourself prior to ringin' the doorbell.
BTW- Gun Control means you are not permitted to shoot a firearm within one
kilometer of a residence here.... otherwise the SWAT Team shows up and it
gets ugly from there on in.

CM