I'm already fortified against the wild blandishments of aged gentlemen (you
forget I work in a senior citizen complex), I don't eat pasties
(ugh....wheat flour)...a nice sirloin tossed to the dog, the goose and dick
out with the .22....and then I lay siege...you gotta come out sometime....by
that time, I will have dyed all the snow pink, tied doilies on your truck
and painted daisies on the cab, and sprayed enough Magie Noire around that
no dog will ever approach your house again...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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The goose really does not like women at all... she barely tolerates my mom
and 2 nieces.
Which means that your goose is cooked....
The Duck hates everyone ...... except the Rooster and the Goose. She's a
mean hateful duck!
Then there's the Rhodesian Ridgeback... the bark from that hound alone
will scare the clothes right off you.
If by chance you make it to the front door.... my final and bullet proof
system kicks in... you'll be welcomed in by my Dad who will engage you in
a long discussion about almost any topic at the kitchen table while my Mom
insists on feeding you every pastry and European dish she can cook up.

By the time you make it to my studio... you'll be ready to give up!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
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Poof piffle...you're telling a farmgirl about the dangers of poultry?
You forget I have experience with all those critters and know remarkably
well how to get around them...I had Toulouse...they put attitude back
into the word "goose"...just stay as cock-sure as you are..it will be
your downfall..

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property....
the goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl
will pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian
is tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are
surrounded by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in
restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
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You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the
dog off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding
crop.... make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of
the formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your
manhood--nay, your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM