"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

You are mistaken when you say that people who spend money on their pets
are
"generous". Most pets are, in fact, a substitute for
family/lovers/slaves. People who own pets are seeking affection or
obedience, and are far more likely to be self centred than non-pet
owners.

Donal... my chickens won't obey any commands I give them...

It's probably a "pronounciation" problem. Have you tried giving them
instructions when you're sober?


Regards



Donal
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