Capt. Mooron wrote:
Let's all say it together now...SUCKING CHEST WOUND!

And believe me, nothing sucks like a chest wound (ba-bop-bop)

katysails wrote:
All you have to do to get your first aid and CPR cards is administer to a
rubber dummy....so he probably knows how to blow up his rubber dolly and
then apply the plastic patches when she ruptures...


Now *that* was funny!

The Crapton probably thinks that when people get a hole in them, they go
"FF-fff-fff-fft" and fly around the room.

DSK