On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 18:39:15 -0500, JohnH
wrote:

On Thu, 03 Feb 2005 23:31:37 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Thu, 3 Feb 2005 18:05:46 -0500, "Harry Kruase"
wrote:

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I mean I post here every day,, all day long and I have so much to offer, I
own a dozen boats,, have acres of land where my deer and buffalo roam. I
allow picnickers to come in and take photos, they come by the hundreds.

I used to allow folks to use my woods for hiking and stuff, but the
damn mountain lions and cougars kept eating them for lunch. Then
there was the incident with the griffin I made in my basement genetics
lab. It was a combination of pterodactyl dna I found in some Egyptian
amber and a Siamese Cat my wife had.

Damn thing ate an entire group of Cub Scouts on a over night camping
trip. I had to scramble to cover that one up, I'll tell you what.

Did you really make one of these?

http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/griffin.htm

Cool!

Did Harry really change his address to:



Probably not. I suspect we've been spoofed.

THE HORROR!!!! THE HUMANITY!!!

Weird things happening around here! I've never seen the buffalo herd
in Maryland, but I suppose I just haven't looked hard enough. Bad news
about the Cub Scouts, but they don't let gays in, so they probably
deserved what they got.

Ah - well, actually, there is a buffalo herd in Brooklyn, CT. No
joke.

As to the Cub Scouts - no loss. They would have probably all turned
into juvenile delinquents anyway. Or pedophile priests.

Damn Cub Scouts.

Later,

Tom