I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal