"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
Guns hardly ever kill people unless they blow up or something.
Bullets kill people, not guns. Ban bullets.
Actually people kill people. With guns, baseball bats, kitchen knives, full
bathtubs, automobiles, motorcycles, skateboards, power tools, chainsaws,
vases, bronze statues, bowling balls, ski poles, icecicles, bicycles, guitar
strings, garden tools, switchblades, meat cleavers, gasoline, fireworks,
golf clubs, golf balls, tennis rackets, cricket bats, gold-plated altar
crosses, dinner plates, steak knives, rope, lakes, rivers, puddles, shoes,
lawn tractors, garden hoses, electrical kitchen appliances, drugs, exhaust
fumes, boats, airplanes, fists, bare feet, nunchucks, pillows, bare hands,
oars, paddles, boat propellers, rocks, bottles, arrows, spears, 2x4s,
bricks, compressed air, dog toys, rat poison, chains, starvation,
electrocution, lethal injection, and lethal gas.
Ban all those things? Ban people?
Max
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