Why do Eskimos like to play Golf in the summer so much??
It's the only white thing they can hit without going to jail.
BTW - the Kablunaks are all mentally unstable up there.
CM
"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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Miss Mo'lissa! But, to be more accurate one needs say "fat white person".
CN
"Overproof" wrote in message
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What do you call a white person in Nome surrounded by Eskimos???......
The Bartender!
CM
"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
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It's ok, like he said, I'm a bartender in Alaska...so he's not the
first man I've met with a big mouth and no balls!
Happy sailing, Ms. Katysails!
On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 12:30:06 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:
Visit his website...it will enlighten you...other than that you can
either
retort, PLONK, or ignore him. He will most likely not ignore you,
though.
Anything that is a close genetic match to female interests him.
"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
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Interesting. If I decide my desire is to be a biker whore instead of
a sailor, then I'll take your advice to heart......
(who is this dweeb?)
Thanks for your incredibly warm welcome and your words of
encouragement!
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 18:07:21 -0500, Capt. NealŪ
wrote:
"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
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Hi, I'm an Alaskan who is managing to escape Nome February! A kind
friend bought me a ticket to Los Cabos Mexico.
SWF, 35, rides snowgo-s to her office job in the winter, lifeguards
once a weeks at the local pool and bartends on Friday night at the
sweetest little pub in Nome....
I got my bareboat certificate (ASA) in September, but to be honest
what the class taught me was that I have no business bareboating
without ALOT more experience! The class was actually my second time
on a sailboat, it was tough, I know nothing BUT I WANT TO LEARN!!!!!
Any suggestions? Chartering would be great but the companies I've
contacted were way over my budget.....I mean, I understand boats
cost
money and would want to compensate, but I'm not really concerned
about
being on a super fancy boat and having someone to cook me fru-fru
meals!
I just wanna play with the wind!!!!!!!
Miss Mo'Lissa
If you're a babe you will find plenty of sailors in Cabo willing
to take you for a ride and give you some lessons if you are willing
to give them a ride in return.
How's that old biker saying go? "Gas, grass or ass; no one rides for
free."
CN