On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 14:18:08 -0500, "Apostle Keith Williams"
wrote:

Remember the good old days when love was only love, and we didn't do sex
until married? Those were the good old days when we obeyed God; so He made
our corn tall, wildflowers plenteous, drove out harmful animals, and gave us
fresh water streams full of good fish, and God kept us healthy and strong
and smart. In the Old Testament everybody was expected to be celibate
until married, and every child was expected to be immaculate. God has some
holy people today too. When your town becomes wicked, sell your house and
move away to where God shows you. Hold fast your love in God. Thank You
God in the Lord Jesus' name.
KW.

Voted least likely to know the words to "Frigging in the Rigging".