Harry,

Your buddy just doesn't understand and maybe you don't either. When we
say "school prayer" here in the Christian nation of the United States,
we aren't even considering any prayers from any of them damnable
heathen cultists like Mormons, Buddhists, Jews, Ay-rabs (of any sort),
Hindus, Undus, Wiccans, or liberal Democrat Unitarians. Catholics ought
to be allowed to pray, but they have to leave the beads, the statues,
the icons, and crucifi at home. That town should fire everyone of them
communist rabble rousers on that school board and replace them with
God-fearing, red white and blue blooded, Christian, American, combat
veterans. Protestants preferred. White would be nice, too, but we have
to soft-pedal that these days and include at least a token something,
right?

After all, these are family values we're trying to teach here. Those
values ought to reflect the prevailing attitudes of the 53% majority of
American families.