Overproof wrote:
BEWARE! I am forced to speak down to you from my precarious perch on the
craggy crest of Righteous Ridge.

You mean from the dubious depths of Gullible Gulley?


... Matter of fact I can not only see you
perched on Mount Assumption...

Sorry, never been near the place.



... but the entire Erroneous Mountain
Range..... that you claim as your own!


Now I've been there for brief visits, but that wasn't me planting the
flag on those lofty snow-capped peaks. For one thing, I've never wanted
to be a guru on a mountaintop. Too far away from the good sailing!

Fresh Breezes- Doug King