"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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I've already discussed Tuuk with Bob, our pet bobcat. Bob sez he only
attacks what he eats, and since he converted to Judaism from Buddhism,
he no longer eats tref. So I held a meeting of the other housepets and
Panda, the Siamese, agreed to remove Tuuk's face.


I'd be more worried about Tuuk eating your pets...probably raw!